A little enlargement // 08.15.02
I've been inundated with an inordinate* amount of junk mail lately. Usually I just delete it all, but I saw something in the title of one of them tonight that distubed, confused and amused me. It was from one of those klehgkjher@yahoo.com addresses and the title was something resembling "Bearnkdgrl**, enlarge your penis the natural way!" Now, obviously these people just send out crap to any and every e-mail address they can possibly wrassle in the hopes that SOME yokel out there needs to add a few inches to the ol' love hammer. But what killed me was the blatant "GRL" in my address. Like these people are clickety clacking away at their Apple II E computers with the green screen monitor hoping that this e-mail will make some lucky transexual's day. But alas... my world is penis free.**** And what exactly IS the natural way? Like, Chia-penis or something? Spread the seed mixture on it and watch it grow, grow, GROW! So yeah... my whole day can be summed up with a Chia-penis joke and a handful of rad quizzes. I know, I'm getting back into the damn quiz addiction. It's her fault. She did the sidekick quiz and got Silent Bob. Therefore, I had to try it.***** And a few other quizzes for good measure: 
Which Buff Girl Are You? Find out @ She's Crafty
Which My So-Called Life Character Are You? Find out @ She's Crafty
Who's Your Inner Buffy Bad-Girl? Find out @ She's Crafty
*Woo-hoo! My college education pays off with two 50 cent words in one sentence. I is edumacated!
**This being my Hotmail account, created as an homage*** to Barenaked Ladies some 3-ish years ago, not an admission of nudity on my part.
***Another 50 cent word. At this rate I can buy a happy meal by the end of the entry.
****Un-fucking-fortunately
*****I got Lyn Stone aka Helen Hunt from Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
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